Loathe: Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West: Lovers! (Doesn't he look so pleased?)

C'mon guys, you knew this was coming, right? She's the butt (no pun intended) of many a joke from Camp James Falcon, and even from Camp Edna Weisbach (my grandmother).

And it just so happens that she and her baby daddy -- or whatever you want to call that relationship -- Kanye West announced that they are with child!

In an exclusive released on New Years Day, Kim Kardashian talks about how hard pregnancy is:

"When people say that pregnancy is fun and they love it I would have to disagree. Even my sister has made it look easy, but it's not as easy as people think. I heard it's all worth it so I'm looking forward to that."

As if she would know. She's been pregnant for, what, seven minutes, and she's already bitching about it? I guess she's afraid of stretch marks. OH NO! She also says that since becoming pregnant, she is taking more naps. Oh well, at least it isn't a change to her lifestyle. I mean, she spends most of her time in bed anyway. That's how she got famous, right? :-p

The question on everybody's lips -- okay, my lips, and I'm wondering why I care in the first place -- is will Kim and Kanye get married? Or will they just shack up? Apparently, Kim is still legally married to ol' whats-his-name Kris Humphries, her second husband, her spouse from the marriage that lasted 72 days. (She and her first husband, Damon Thomas, were married from 2001 to 2004.)

And speaking of her marriages, why is it that all of these celebrities can get married hundreds of times but Adam and Steve, a loving and *gasp* gay couple of 20 years, can't get married? People campaigning and screaming about the "sanctity of marriage," I guess turn a blind eye to Kim Kardashian's 72-day-marriage. Probably because they are heteorsexual. Oh well.

But, hey it's the New Year! Go out and celebrate!

James